Directors Note: When using paper bit s as vomit, don’t use paper bits as vomit.

Directors Note: Moving props and cats are a match made by a frustrated devil.

Director’s Note: Just because your actress is profile doesn’t mean her back persona doesn’t share the same arm.

Director’s Note: When allowing an actor to get into a hole naked and on top of your girlfriend, make sure he is less attractive then you.

Director’s Note: To avoid sore arms hire real reapers.

Directors Note: Taking your pants off in a cemetery can get you arrested for all the wrong reasons.

Director’s Note: Always wait until the cinematographer is ready before powder sugaring your nose.

Director Advice: Things at are six feet, four inches do not fit in things that are four feet, five inches.

Director’s Advice: Attempting five minute long one takes with temperamental lights is stupid.

Directors advice: Instead of stunt people, hire friends. Real accidents look more…well…real.