Just an old fashioned love song…if an old fashioned love song was sung by a complete psycho.

Directors Note: When using paper bit s as vomit, don’t use paper bits as vomit.

Take a rare look at the inner workings of the stomach when you are nervous. Using shiny new technology we are able to bring you the truth.

Directors Note: Moving props and cats are a match made by a frustrated devil.

Times are tough…especially for unemployed flowers.

I couldn’t believe it. Someone forwarded me an article about Microsoft and Activision pulling out of a company called GAME. The writer describes the event like this: “GAME is still dragging its broken legs behind itself as it crawls across a field of broken glass, suffering further indignity today with reports that both Microsoft and Activision have decided to pull back their support of the company.” The header photo used in this article is the picture you see attached to this blog. The Demon Lo, dragging is broken body towards …

Director’s Note: Just because your actress is profile doesn’t mean her back persona doesn’t share the same arm.

You never know what’s going to crawl out of that womb.

Finally my life long dreams of being a Lego man have come true. My buddy Matt over at stonebreakers10 asked me to be in his video as my ego-tastic, maniacal self…and I accepted. Enjoy.

Director’s Note: When allowing an actor to get into a hole naked and on top of your girlfriend, make sure he is less attractive then you.