travis betz » The Baby Eaters http://travisbetz.com where the chicken tastes like people! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:23:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Michael and Paul…and Ward http://travisbetz.com/michael-and-paul-and-ward/ http://travisbetz.com/michael-and-paul-and-ward/#comments Mon, 10 Jan 2011 21:25:06 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=1570 The Baby Eaters are back from their hiatus with more treasures than you could have ever not hoped for. Enjoy!

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Travis

]]> http://travisbetz.com/michael-and-paul-and-ward/feed/ 0 Fender Bender http://travisbetz.com/fender-bender/ http://travisbetz.com/fender-bender/#comments Wed, 06 Oct 2010 19:01:36 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=1507 The Baby Eaters got their hands on a stop light! Probably the highest production value prop we have ever used…aside from Ward’s daughter. This video is most fun to watch Devin try to keep a straight face. Enjoy.

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Travis

]]> http://travisbetz.com/fender-bender/feed/ 1 No Dick Sucking In This Video http://travisbetz.com/no-dick-sucking-in-this-video/ http://travisbetz.com/no-dick-sucking-in-this-video/#comments Mon, 27 Sep 2010 18:14:49 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=1477 It’s true. There is no dick sucking in this video…but that doesn’t stop Ward from trying.

This video is, without a doubt, made for the fans of The Baby Eaters. Ask any one of our loyal watchers and they will tell you that suckin’ the pantomimed sausage is a staple go-to-gag for our upper class channel. I love The Baby Eaters because it’s the one creative outlet in which I do not have to craft. I don’t have to stress about the details, or even if it will be any good. All you are ever watching in this series is the three of us simply fucking around and then editing it to look like little scenes. It’s a blast. And we will never apologize for its crudeness of both materiel and set.

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Travis

]]> http://travisbetz.com/no-dick-sucking-in-this-video/feed/ 0 Cave Makeout http://travisbetz.com/cave-makeout/ http://travisbetz.com/cave-makeout/#comments Mon, 20 Sep 2010 18:17:25 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=1460 This week on, The Baby Eaters! Horny teenagers defy their parents and run off to lick and love in the local cave. Little do they know of the horrible creature that resides there, and even little-er do they know how damn horny they’re making it.

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Travis

]]> http://travisbetz.com/cave-makeout/feed/ 0 The Man Behind the Man http://travisbetz.com/the-man-behind-the-man/ http://travisbetz.com/the-man-behind-the-man/#comments Tue, 14 Sep 2010 17:07:56 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=1440 It’s here! Another big budget, painstakingly put together video from The Baby Eaters! Each Baby Eaters episode is handcrafted to perfection by our enslaved team of comedian scientists and posted each week in order to distract the world from blowing each other up. This is one such episode. Enjoy!

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Travis

]]> http://travisbetz.com/the-man-behind-the-man/feed/ 1 The Future http://travisbetz.com/the-future/ http://travisbetz.com/the-future/#comments Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:22:17 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=1432 Here’s the latest and greatest from The Baby Eaters. The Future has never been more fully realized.

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Travis

]]> http://travisbetz.com/the-future/feed/ 0 The Baby…Havers? http://travisbetz.com/thebabyhavers/ http://travisbetz.com/thebabyhavers/#comments Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:51:14 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=1159 2010 has not been the best year for The Baby Eaters. I shoulder a good portion of that blame. For Christ sakes (Hoppy post-Easter) I decided to make another feature film. That pretty much destroyed any spare time I might have to get together with my friends to drink and shoot improvised madness against a wood-slated wall. So when I finally wrapped production I was itching for some raunchy fun. We set the date. The Baby Eaters would be making their return to the super small screen! I was jazzed. I needed the escape, and Ward and Devin are the perfect gents to take me there. So, yeah. All dressed up for the prom I was….until Bo’s punk ass decided she needed to be a week early and crawled her way out of her mothers vagina! Dude. Seriously. Nobody likes the lord or lady who shows up early to the party. People aren’t prepared. They’re still cleaning up, and making ice runs and maybe trying to squeeze in (or out) a shit before the whole thing starts.

Annie Roberts gave birth to Ella Bo Roberts at 4:20 (Yeah, I know) in the afternoon, completely RUINING my all my evening plans…and making them better. Elbow, this is your Uncle Trav…you are a Baby Eater for life.

]]> http://travisbetz.com/thebabyhavers/feed/ 1 The Peculiar Encounter http://travisbetz.com/the-peculiar-encounter/ http://travisbetz.com/the-peculiar-encounter/#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:43:23 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=942 For as low-brow and gross-out as The Baby Eaters can get, it’s a nice to see some scenes of tender hope come out of our improvised darkness. This one tickles me warm for some reason. Hope you will enjoy its simplicity.

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Travis

]]> http://travisbetz.com/the-peculiar-encounter/feed/ 1 Your Face http://travisbetz.com/your-face/ http://travisbetz.com/your-face/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:47:28 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=935 These are just our thoughts on your face.

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Travis

]]> http://travisbetz.com/your-face/feed/ 2 Fucking Ghosts – TBE Classics http://travisbetz.com/fucking-ghosts-tbe-classics/ http://travisbetz.com/fucking-ghosts-tbe-classics/#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:13:45 +0000 travis http://travisbetz.com/?p=838 There’s not much I can really say about this that the title doesn’t already.  With close to 300 videos posted on The Baby Eaters YouTube channel, it can become daunting to weed through it all for some of our more bizarre and inappropriate ones (or as we call um, our gems). So TBE Classic series shoves them right in your fucking face.

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Travis

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