Even monsters need to get things off their chests.

Much love
Travis

This is one of the very fist videos that was ever shot for The Baby Eaters. At the time it was just Ward and I, bored one night and just turning the camera on for fun. We’ve gotten far away from stupid stunts like this, but Rubber Neckin’ will always be one of the original videos that started the channel off and got us a first handful of fans. Amazing how human stupidity gives you your start.

Much Love
Travis

I can’t believe that there are over 260 videos posted for my experimentally bizarre web-series, The Baby Eaters. So many, in fact, that I bet a good portion of the people who follow me haven’t seen some of the “classics” (classics is put in quotes to denote that they are only deemed “classics” by me and are in no way real classics like, It’s A Wonderful Life ). So I have decided that every so often I’ll reach back into the ol’ crypt and pull out an oldy but goody…give …

So…I seem to be having a very self-pleasing week. Yesterday I masturbated with my werehand, and today…well…I mean, just watch the damn video.

Ward usually posts our Baby Eater videos and so I never know which one is coming next (which is always very exciting as I usually forget we even made half the ones he posts). This particular week I have to wonder if he watched my episode of The Receptionist and then decided it would be hilarious to also have me suck myself off in the same week, or …

This is what happens when you play with shit that falls from outer space. They’ve been warning us since the 50′s but there is always some asshole who just has to get in there and poke around.

For those unaware, those other two jerks are the guys I collaborate with on the darkly experimental, homoerotic straight-boy comedy web series, The Baby Eaters. We currently post a new video every Monday and Thursday for your twisted and random delight. This series has always been an amazingly cathartic experience for me. After a long …