You never know what’s going to crawl out of that womb.

Finally my life long dreams of being a Lego man have come true. My buddy Matt over at stonebreakers10 asked me to be in his video as my ego-tastic, maniacal self…and I accepted. Enjoy.

Director’s Note: When allowing an actor to get into a hole naked and on top of your girlfriend, make sure he is less attractive then you.

Or at least NetFlix seems to think that if you enjoy Spartacus then you’ll friggin’ love Lo. Dearest Netflicks…how the hell did you come to this conclusion. A demon/love story/comedy set in a single pentagram just screams sand and sandals.

Mike decides to sell his cemetery plot.

Director’s Note: To avoid sore arms hire real reapers.

Chad rants about bacon and gas.