So…I seem to be having a very self-pleasing week. Yesterday I masturbated with my werehand, and today…well…I mean, just watch the damn video.

Ward usually posts our Baby Eater videos and so I never know which one is coming next (which is always very exciting as I usually forget we even made half the ones he posts). This particular week I have to wonder if he watched my episode of The Receptionist and then decided it would be hilarious to also have me suck myself off in the same week, or …