Left Thigh
I’ll admit, I never gave you much thought. I never caught myself pondering about what you must be thinking or feeling. I certainly never bothered to get to know your likes and dislikes. Perhaps it is my lack of interest that caused you to betray me, or maybe you just wanted to get my attention and draw focus from the right thigh. Whatever the case may be, could you knock it the fuck off?
I was concerned for you at first. When you started feeling strange a week after I …