Just an old fashioned love song…if an old fashioned love song was sung by a complete psycho.

Directors Note: When using paper bit s as vomit, don’t use paper bits as vomit.

Take a rare look at the inner workings of the stomach when you are nervous. Using shiny new technology we are able to bring you the truth.

Directors Note: Moving props and cats are a match made by a frustrated devil.

Times are tough…especially for unemployed flowers.

Director’s Note: Just because your actress is profile doesn’t mean her back persona doesn’t share the same arm.

You never know what’s going to crawl out of that womb.

Finally my life long dreams of being a Lego man have come true. My buddy Matt over at stonebreakers10 asked me to be in his video as my ego-tastic, maniacal self…and I accepted. Enjoy.

Director’s Note: To avoid sore arms hire real reapers.

Directors Note: Taking your pants off in a cemetery can get you arrested for all the wrong reasons.