Finally my life long dreams of being a Lego man have come true. My buddy Matt over at stonebreakers10 asked me to be in his video as my ego-tastic, maniacal self…and I accepted. Enjoy.

Director’s Note: When allowing an actor to get into a hole naked and on top of your girlfriend, make sure he is less attractive then you.

You should never let Chad fill in the blanks when he’s drunk.

Or at least NetFlix seems to think that if you enjoy Spartacus then you’ll friggin’ love Lo. Dearest Netflicks…how the hell did you come to this conclusion. A demon/love story/comedy set in a single pentagram just screams sand and sandals.

Mike decides to sell his cemetery plot.

Director’s Note: To avoid sore arms hire real reapers.

Chad rants about bacon and gas.

Directors Note: Taking your pants off in a cemetery can get you arrested for all the wrong reasons.

While you wait hungrily for my supernatural musical to come out this year, why not bunker down your appetite by devouring the brand new trailer for the movie! Be careful! There’s bones in this meal, so don’t choke by eating quickly.

The Dead Inside scorched through Alaska taking top prize at the Anchorage Film Festival. The Golden Oosik. What is a Oosik? I’m glad you asked. It’s a Walrus Penis bone. Yup. Apparently they are found along the coast and are very rare. So here I hold in my hands a rare walrus shaft. The perfect way to end our year of festivals! Anchorage was an incredible fest with incredible people. The Dead Inside is honored to accept this award. As I have said at many of the fests in which …