Take a walk with a zombie and a beautiful day!

About a year after my YouTube construction paper show, THE RECEPTIONIST, had taken off, Comedy Central contacted me to pitch some web show ideas for their channel. I lit a torch and entered the dark and unpredictable hallways of my mind and came up with the lovable but dangerous Bartokular. He was a monster who had lived for thousands of years, feeding on human flesh and living alone and sad. Desperately needing some friends, he knocks over a bus and steals three candidates. Chaining them to his wall he forces …

Just barely a week ago, a creature walked out of the mojave desert. It sluggishly dragged its body that, at first glance, appeared to be made from sand granules. With each heavy step a smoky wisp of dust curled off its form. A slight limp exposed the creature as weak, but it was difficult to get a read on any one emotion, as its face was covered in hair. Scars of unique sizes snaked up and down its arms and legs, as if created by a number of different predators. …